"I turned down my T.V because I couldn't taste my macaroni."
- That High
"I searched for 20 minutes and couldn't find the burger I had been eating so I walked 7 blocks to McDonald's to get another one. Only to realize it was in my hand the entire time and i had eaten half of it on the way there..."
- That High
All of the little quotes will have you remembering a time when you were also That High. Alright that's enough with the clever word play, I guess I'm just that high. (last one)
Anyway, the site also has a twitter and they've made the #thathigh trend popular amongst stoner tweeters and the like. They sell cool stickers too. Check them out. ThatHigh.com
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I was smokin' some good bud.
ReplyDeleteOn two separate occasions, I felt this tickle in my throat. They became a tickle that seemed to run upmy throat and onto my tongue.The second tme, I freaked and grabbed the back of my tongue and threw to the ground what thought was a spider.
Sitting there smokin a cigg for like ten mins.. so i thought.. wen my friend noticed it wasnt lit.. yeahh
ReplyDeleteThis is about my friend, we were sittin in the parkin lot smokin some dank, and my friend in the driver seat was in park, and just twisting the wheel and was acting like he was driving, my other frfriend in the backseat, (being dead serious) was like, "dude, why the f*** are you driving so slow?!!"
ReplyDeleteHahaha good times.
once i sat down to play some call of duty.. turned the xbox and controller on.. sat there just ready to play for several minutues... then finally realized the tv wasnt on lol
ReplyDeletewhat?
ReplyDeletelol,
Deletethat high....
Ok so we blazed like four fat ass blunts went to the monuntains...while the sun was setting, climbed up the side, didnt take the trail cuz we were all baked.We got to the top an we smoked some few more blunts.And after while we realize its dark we all look at each and get all "fuck im high how are we getting down??" and i was like "fuck if i know imma just smoke this blunt and wait for my stoner ass too decide to get down thats when were getting down." hahaha sorry if my story makes you get all wtf whys that funny. but im baked right now and i thought it was funny lol
ReplyDeletei was walking wit my glasses on in the dark then said why is it so dark friend said to take my glasses off then i noticed my eyes were closed
ReplyDeleteshe thought she could walk on fire
ReplyDeleteif Americans wanted to build a 9 foot brick wall on the boarder of Mexico to keep the illegal Mexicans out they would probably use Mexicans to build it and use a sling shot to shoot them back over when they were done :)
ReplyDeleteI just walked through my bedroom door and was like, "Dude, my room's in here!"
ReplyDeletewent 0-80 in call of duty. buhbuhbuhbaaakedd
ReplyDeleteI was running my hand through my bf's hair and he said "This feels weird...it's like a plunger curling my hair.." WTH!
ReplyDeleteThen I was eating toast when he said "I thought you were writing on a paper on the wall!"
I thought that I should open a resturant (although i lack the ability to cook) we would sell "stoners food" and our main item on the list would be a malt made out of milk iced cream raisan bran and a near empty jar of peanut butter... and we would serve it in that jar...
ReplyDeleteDO IT!
Deleteshut up and take my money!
DO IT!
Deleteshut up and take my money!
As I was baked laying flat in bed, I felt like it was a water bed as I moved with the motion.
ReplyDeleteI was writing something and I could have sworn that I just ate something because I was cleaning my teeth (texture like pecans? in my mouth) with my tongue after chewing but I haven't ate anything for a while.
ReplyDeleteIt was really late in the night and tried to stay up, layed on my side and I thought I made the sound the grudge does. After I thought things in my head it kept repeating them. Hella baked cuz that has never happened to me before.
ReplyDeletethe rooom heater came on and "that sounds like a old man going 'whoouuuhhh' in an old metal pipe."
ReplyDeletenow im pissed. pissed like when a person figures out that they're old.
ReplyDelete"youre being crazy.
ReplyDeletecrazy like the number 8 because it never ends."
I swear my cat was just massaging the top of my foot with her warm paw, as I was sitting criss-cross and reading something on this very laptop.
ReplyDeleteit took me the whole drive home to find my keys...
ReplyDeleteSo me and my friends were about to smoke another fat ass blunt after we have already smoked lik 5 (idk honestly i lost count but yea we go hard lol) anyways we were about to put another one into rotation and i had sparkies so i was like ok i got this and it took me five minutes to realize that i had my lighter in my mouth while i was trying to light this blunt with my blunt...long story sorry but it just happened had to tell people
ReplyDeletedude woh if like chiiibaaa SHARDSHHHH man
ReplyDeletei was eating bacon with toast together while high and i felt like the bacon was like a hot chick who isn't smart and the toast was like a smart chick who isn't hot. I ate the toast because it was filling not tasty and bacon cuz it was tasty not healthy.
ReplyDeleteI bought this new bong , (she is now my child <3) , and I was sitting at a friends house and we were smoking a few j's , & I packed a bowel in my bong , & then my other friend came over and he had some pure THC crystal & we were smoking an oz. so we were smoking more bowels out of my bong , & I went to meet my ride afterwards , (baked as fuck? yeuh.) , & this van pulled up & I thought it was my ride. SOO , I got in the back seat , then realized it wasnt my ride , so I just sat in the backseat and laughed my ass off. T'was a great time. , longstoryiknow.
ReplyDeletei eventually ended up leaving & walking home because I misread my mothers txt message saying that I wasnt getting a ride. -.-' at -32 degrees.
i snuck out to smoke some bowls.
ReplyDelete& locked my self outtt! hahahaha
good thing my sister was upppp!
so me and a friend are reading all the things on this page and coulnt help but notice all the tormenting shit on the advertisments ---> like that big budda cheese, and that sandwich from the heavens. now im hungry fuck you guys im going to my fridge. *SWAGG* -boodaye squad
ReplyDeletemy girlfriend and i were having sex just after we hitted the bong. Because of the activity or don`t know why, haven`t felt anything so far and suddenly she stops moving (on top) and says: i think it`s getting started, i feel something realy deep in me. and ia was honestly like: girl, what the fuck you smoked??
ReplyDeleteRandom.... just smoked a joint in the shower now i can't feel my feet?
ReplyDeleteToss me that curling iron Were going to the fireee
ReplyDeleteone day during new year me and some buds were outside smoking a bowl, when the pipe was finally fried we grabed all our stuff and started walking to my freinds house when i realized my gloves and hands were really cold. being in the blazed state i was i thought it would be a good idea to leave my gloves off, in -8 F.
ReplyDelete"dude, why the f*** are you driving so slow?!!"
ReplyDelete^^ been there :) best day that summer
Went to Amsterdam in college with 2 friends. Dropped our stuff off at a youth hostel and then went out and got blazed for 6 hrs. None of us could remember the name of the hostel or where it was. We NEVER found it. Had to buy all new stuff.
ReplyDeleteI was loading my boyfriend a bowl before he got home from work and i was wearing a sweater set a few nugs to the side and started grinding some up all the sudden i screamed because i saw a giant green catapiller was on my arm.... turns out a good size nug got snagged on my sweater.... that high ... lol
ReplyDeletecinematography, say it. It's the best word ever.
ReplyDeleteIt's like saying cinnamon and then popping your tongue against the roof of your mouth.
DeleteOne time me and my best friend we so high we smoked a mosquito hahaha
ReplyDeleteboth 16 yr odl girls, we sat in the empty bathtub / shower, and smoked for 5 hours straight. hotboxed it. and we found the dead bug on the ground. and we couldnt figure out if it was a bug or a bit of dropped bud. we argued about how to make sure it was really a bug for ages. like we both knew but were still worried it might be weed and didnt want to waste it. in the end we just smoked it anyway. hahaha :))))
dude..what if like everything in the world is like not even real..like you know you ever thought waht if were all like in the future and hooked up to machines man like...its all fucked and were like..reliving the past when it was livable o.O
ReplyDeletei fucking love weed.
ReplyDeleteSaw three balled up pieces of hair a foot from eachother, thought they were giant spiders and it was mating season. Had my entire family wearily peeking out of their bedroom doors into the hallway. That high
ReplyDeleteForgot how to put a blunt out, blew of it for 12 seconds and it kept lighting up so I thought it was going to set ablaze.. my quick thinking, I rinsed it off it the sink. That high.
ReplyDeleteMade myself a cup of tea... put the kettle in the fridge when i was finished with it! TH
ReplyDeleteI was laying in my backyard, staring at the moon. Getting all high and shit. When my dog handed me a crack lighter he found in the grass. So I lit it to see how big the flame was and shit. In the glow I saw a magical little elf run through my backyard. So I stabbed it with a fork. And burnt it.
ReplyDeleteCompletely true story.
That high.
I thought hurricane season was over...
ReplyDeleteAfter smokin quite a bit I had to drive back so I got in my car which was on top of a gravel hill and thought I turned it on when it rolled down so when I hit the brakes before the intersection they stuck and wouldn't go down making a couple cars swerve.
ReplyDeleteBeing with a girl. Decided to get high. 30 minutes and 4 bowls out of my bongzilla (literally taller than me and im 5 10) Any who we started having sex and she stopped and said lets do anal i said sure and it was dark all of the sudden the lights came on and she was sucking my dick and there was someone in the doorway. it was the girl. i pulled off the covers and relized it was her dog. then i snap out of my daydream in midsentence to the girl saying lets smoke your bongzilla. me being high already i got a paranoid thinking i had a premonition and said no thanks. That motherfuking high...
ReplyDeleteGot some cereal and milk out. poured the milk first.
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got the munchies, so i decided to make a sandwich. while i was putting the peanut butter on the sandwich, everything felt slow, like time didnt exist. then i realized i was just moving super fast, and i believed i was the flash(Comic book character). ran around my house with a sandwich baked for forever.
ReplyDeleteThis shit is funny! Love the stoner talk!
ReplyDeletei am at my cousins house right now and with her boyfriend and i took 4 shots before smoking and right now everything on tv is deja vu and im melting into the couch. when i look to my right the world is moving to the left and when i turn left everythning is turning to the left. i just ate salmon and i can't breathe because i think i swallowed fish bones. i'm going to sleep
ReplyDeletethis pizza tastes SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
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