December 26, 2008

Top 10 Marijuana Quotes

We've compiled a list of some of the funniest and most interesting quotes on marijuana from famous politicians, comedians, actors and artists.


William Buckley Jr.#10 - William F. Buckley Jr.

"Even if one takes every reefer madness allegation of the prohibitionists at face value, marijuana prohibition has done far more harm to far more people than marijuana ever could."

Jay Leno#9 - Jay Leno

"Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn't like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas and Bill Clinton."

Ronald Reagan#8 - Ronald Reagan

"I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast."

Louis Armstrong#7 - Louis Armstrong

"It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics . . . dope and all that crap. It's a thousand times better than whiskey - it's an assistant - a friend."

Daryl Gates#6 - Daryl Gates

"Casual drug users should be taken out and shot."

Bill Clinton#5 - Bill Clinton

"When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn't like it. I didn't inhale and never tried it again."

Barack Obama#4 - Barack Obama

"When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point."

George H. W. Bush#3 - George H. W. Bush

"Now, like, I'm President. It would be pretty hard for some drug guy to come into the White House and start offering it up, you know? ... I bet if they did, I hope I would say, 'Hey, get lost. We don't want any of that."

Andy Warhol#2 - Andy Warhol

"I think pot should be legal. I don't smoke it, but I like the smell of it."

Steve Martin#1 - Steve Martin

"I used to smoke marijuana. But I'll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening - or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, midevening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early midafternoon, or perhaps the late-midafternoon. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning. . . . But never at dusk."


73 comments:

  1. I used to do drugs. I still do, but I use to too.
    -Mitch Hedberg

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  2. Steve Martin words really kick ass!! nice quotes!! I smoke weed from the moment I open my eyes in the morning until I go to sleep. It doesn't compromise my work, it makes it fun!!

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  3. This is so funny. I'm actually smoking a bong with my friend right now, and I just read this to her! It's going to come in handy too cause I'm also currently collecting information about marijuana and why it doesnt matter if its ilegal, it's OK if I smoke it.
    And I plan on giving this work of art to my mother...She doesnt agree on me smoking weed...
    Even though she smoked it in her teenage years aswell...
    She's fucking crazy!

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    1. it doesn't matter if it's legal?
      how wouldn't it matter!?

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  4. Medicines often produce side effects. Sometimes they are physically unpleasant. Cannabis too has discomforting side effects, but these are not physical they are political.

    The Economist


    United States Marijuana consumers are really stuck, as many are afraid to even mention the topic of legalization.

    MarijuanaLobby.com

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  5. "Hey Dude, Why are yr' Eyes so red...? You look High..."

    "Nah," the reply, "Just my allergies."

    "What are you allergic to..?"
    He asked, Unknowingly...

    "Pot."


    ----Jeff Ross

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  6. I don't do drugs, they do me!!!!

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  7. In india law plays a big role in seeling of marijuana!

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  8. The marijuana from india may explain you the real meaning of Nirvana!

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  9. AnonymousMay 03, 2010

    The marijuana from california takes the cannabis cup like every year last i heard, and i've had shit from there, new mexico herb wins hands down. Been to the east coast too, new mexico still wins. Heard lots of bragging about colorado, wasn't shit, t'was shitty shit if it was shit. Montana, nothing. Although really good hash seems to come from california. That get all up in ya lungz personal bizz expandin and sinkin into the couch for a few weeks hash. not the cough your head off for nothing hash from virginia. But hash from new mexican shwag can produce some bomb ass hash, and the resin from the shwag here can be enough to justify smoking shwag.

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  10. my personal favorite is "Some of finest hours have been spent on my back veranda, smoking hemp and observing as far as my eye can see"
    Thomas Jefferson 1781

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    1. AnonymousJune 29, 2012

      My new favorite president

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    2. AnonymousJune 29, 2012

      my new favorite president

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  11. AnonymousJune 04, 2010

    In Soviet Russia pot smoke you.

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  12. dude oregons got the fuckin dank. i just had me some sour desiel ha.

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  13. Sour Diesel is old news, Humboldt County is rocking with Green Crack, HeadBand, BlueBerry Bomb..

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  14. i dont know whatt you peoplee are sayingg, los angeless has by far the bestt herbb everr. green crack, headband and all thosee strands are o l d. come down heree <3

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  15. Weed is weed,,,as long as it takes me to a journy different from the last one,..ill be okay not just in your mind but wat happens on a daily bases....i love it,..my first n only love -paulinawounderof

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  16. O.G. strains all dayyyy...

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  17. weed is a PLANT. it grows outta the ground just like the tomatoes you ate yesterday SON

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  18. dude like i like the last one...i was going to say something about it or something but i forgot.

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  19. I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here if he put it here and he wants it to grow what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong? -Willie Nelson-

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  20. smoking to much marijuana can cause you to umm umm fuck what was i gonna say? oh yea lose your memory

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  21. If it weren't for ganja idk wat I would do!

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  22. Cali has nothing on Alaska say what you want but ive been here and there... Cali has stereotype weed -Og kush, green crack, blueberry whatever still I seen plants in Cali you guys are just starting what we've been doing for years and thats growing in-side aka hydroponics its too cold to grow outside think about it? Just cuz a few rappers come form there and talk about there dank dont mean a thing do your homework we will always have the best and whatever you guys come up with new trust me.. its prob old news up here?

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  23. Lol click my name to see some real dank?

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  24. Alex!
    We got that same shit at cali
    I smoked some of they like last week! Hahaha
    Its all good. Why u trippin! we all get high!

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  25. how bout good ol' Akron Ohio?
    blueberry bubblegum kush motha fucka.

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  26. AhhShixxThereeAinttNobaddyMessinArrounddWithTheeJanee.TheyyJussBehhHattinCauseTheyyKnttGettIhtOnNeverrTrydEhtt,!!!D=<
    -BebbyNessia-

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  27. shit. i got caught for possession a year ago. im still on probation. i think it was p'corn. but anyways. i dont give a fuck! iloveweed. i still smoke it 'er dayy. xD

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  28. If you're retired or you ain't got job, and you ain't growin' or smokin' weed, I don't know what the fuck you are doin'.

    - Kat Williams

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  29. "If the words "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness" don't include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp it was written on."




    Keep oregon green!

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  30. A FRIEND WITH WEED IS A FRIEND INDEED..

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  31. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhWWEEEEDDDDDDDD MEEEEEEEE

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  32. Are you kidding me? Have you guys never been to Alaska? Alaskan thunderfuck and Northern lights are where it's at dude!

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  33. De Best Weed in ah de World a cum from Jamaica u eer all natural THC of de Highest of Grades pure Blue Mountain Orange Hills it don't get no better trust me Respect to all Ganja Smokers

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  34. Bill Maher: "I owe a lot of the good ideas I ever had in my life to pot"

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  35. This is a very funny or interesting. I am very happy visit in this helpfully post. I like in this usefully drug. Thanks share this important.

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  36. Weed will get you through times with no money far better than money will get you through times with no weed.

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  37. I think marijuana is a drug. Anything you put into your body that changes the way it functions is a drug. That also means that food is a drug. And abusing food can kill you!

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  38. "marijuana doesn't ruin a person's life. It's the person's choice to allow it to." - KJS (me)

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  39. id just like to say west virginia has blueberry kush mixed with sour deisel ! ha beat that nigga

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  40. I tried smoking hash once...but I couldn't get the onions lit.

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  41. this one time i just took like 10 hits of acid and told everyone I was sober and lawled on the internetz for daysss.

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  42. lifes a bitch and then yuu die, so fuck th world lets touch the sky, thiss shit aint bad its reall talk dank. got that schwagg its in the bagg 15 a g, shitt thts guud weed wy drink and drive, lets smoke and flyyy!

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  43. "inhale exhale puff and pass" (quote by Mark Well.me:D)

    Damn why dosn't it work just click at the "Help I'm High" button, i think i have to write something in the white spot :D

    Love from Denmark <3 we got the brown weed :D

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  44. AnonymousMay 03, 2011

    "Heyyyy"
    "yo"
    "Got some POTT!"
    "noo"
    "aww damn"

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  45. "do you have any symptoms marijuana would help alleviate?"

    "Ya i get bummed out when I run out of pot"
    Ron White

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  46. AnonymousMay 10, 2011

    When you're high, the best thing is - you get a lot of love.

    Ganja smoker from Denmark :)

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  47. AnonymousMay 22, 2011

    Herb all day man! God put this plant on earth and if we so happen to light it on fire goo side effects will occur-->hungry, happy, & sleepy-kat williams is my nigga. Light a L every halfhour! I <3 Weed

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  48. AnonymousJune 03, 2011

    iloveweed:) its the funnest thing on this earth. Im kinda like these chips....baked:)

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  49. AnonymousJune 14, 2011

    Honestly, There is nothing wrong widd weed. Seriously. I'm only happy when I'm high and that obviously is a problem for everyone else. Whhy not legalize weed? They legalize fucking alcohol, percs, oxys, xanax,, and spice. All the shidd that can kill someone. But weed is fucknig natural and it's "so bad for us". The only reason whhy people think it's bad is because they've never smoked weed. K bye.

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  50. AnonymousJune 14, 2011

    "Smoking weed is no fun unless you smoke widd everyone."

    Orginal Quote
    Rebekka Bleinberger

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  51. AnonymousJune 20, 2011

    Smoking The Herb, is like being on cloud nine.

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  52. ROTFL I love Obama.

    http://furthurtothefuture.blogspot.com/

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  53. I had a good laugh on these quotes. Good post,so pleased to read your thoughts.

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  54. AnonymousJuly 03, 2011

    I am 16 years old.. I wake and bake every morning. I have no money that doesnt go toward smoking..

    Weed cannot harm you. Its better for you than alcohol.
    Bob Marley once said " Herb is the healing of the nation, alcohol is the destruction" I think that if they are going to make anything illegal it sould be alcohol not pot...!

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  55. AnonymousJuly 23, 2011

    What the hell is bud for, if it is not to be smoked? Food is for eating, beer is for drinking, & nasty azz sticky bud is for smoking. Seems very obvious & straight forward to me.

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  56. Weed is good but hash is better. Wisconsin has the best shit in the world. ~RIP JIMMY FITZPATRICK~ YOU WILL BE MISSED. WE WILL SMOKE A BOWL FOR YOU EVERY DAY HOMIE

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  57. “We smoke, we toke, we choke, we pass, fuck what would I do without grass” Respect to all Ganja farmers 1 love

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  58. i wonder who said up with hope, down with dope xb

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  59. I m having a best GanJa from The Himalayas, gettin high n high n high,puff puff puff, weed luv 4rm NEPAL

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  60. I have smoked an ass of different kinds of weed, but to me it really doesnt matter what kind. It is all about if you get to where you are headed, Cloud 9.

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  61. I don't drink...I smoke and I know for a fact mine is home grown and rolled&sparked with love...all the weed in the world makes u high ... same shit different name ........one love people... rest in peace Bob marley :)

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  62. I DONT GO TO HIGHSCHOOL, I GO TO SCHOOL HIGH

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  63. Stoners live and stoners die, but in the end we all get high, so, if at first youu fail to succees, fukk this world and smoke some weed!! :) <3 Shell

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  64. feeling good yall like im so yeaa
    SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY!

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  65. lol just legalize budd

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  66. good weed makes you amused by reality,
    great weed makes you amazed of reality.

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  67. AnonymousMay 31, 2012

    drugs is bad for our health, its better to eat salad and even drink fanta (exotic) dant inject these chemicals. I read in the newspaper that eating chicken is healthier than doing coke and heroin. Reply if you agree and understand my point...

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  68. Marijuana is a less harmful than alcohol. The UK ACMD said that this was because some people react badly to marijuana but a lot more people react worse to alcohol. The overall harm to the user and society it a lot, lot less.

    Please light one up and check this out when you're wasted.

    http://chemicalyouth-uk.blogspot.co.uk/

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